Bird flu in Canada may have mutated to become more transmissible to humans

Scientists are racing to understand what a hospitalized teen’s case of bird flu may mean for future outbreaks

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Downside: Deadly virus that can be transmitted through the air and Dr. Oz in charge of public health

Upside: Blame Canada memes
- Nah. We get RFK Jr. and his worm eaten brain to get us out of this
  
  Dr. Oz is in charge of killing the elderly.
  
  And the poor!
  
  por que no los dos?
Keep it in check, Canada. (nervous laughter) We're not equipped to deal with that right now.
- We'll do our best, eh.
  
  You guys pull this off, and we will throw you a super soft party when we get our shit together. Don't know when that will be, but we will try our damnest.
  
  I'm not hearing an apology, buddy.
Time to bring everyone back to the office!
- And time for the USA to ban vaccines and infectious disease research, thanks to RFK Jr.
  
  They’re not going to stop people doing their own research into infectious diseases and vaccines though so it’ll be fine.
Well.....we doing The Stand now, guys?

Guess I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue
Yes please let's end this
soon we will have state supplied brain worms capable of eating up any virus that happens to enter our systems
now, now, it's not all bad. maybe it'll wipe out some of that hellspawn geese
- You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
As long as it will not mutate to be transmissible between humans, I'm not that worried.

When it does however...

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