Peter Dutton says he'll never stand in front of an Aboriginal flag as prime minister
Peter Dutton says he'll never stand in front of an Aboriginal flag as prime minister
The opposition leader stated that the flag's presence in press conferences is a symbol of division.
What else will Dutton not stand in front of if he's elected? Can you beat the satirists to a great headline?
Hopefully he'll never stand in front of anything as Prime monster, he shouldn't be given the opportunity to hold the top job.
3 0 ReplyPretty on message for Voldespud the Nazi Potato
18 0 ReplyNeeds to be a background character in a cartoon.
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It is weapons-grade stupid that this is a thing.
10 0 ReplyWoke culture war warrior Dutton triggerred by presence of flag at press conferences /s
9 0 Replythe flag's presence in press conferences is a symbol of division.
Breaking: Comrade Dutton now bans the use of State and Territory flags in his press conferences when he appears in those places. When questioned he stated Australia is undivided, and 'girt by sea'. when reporters questioned why he chose sea over the more appropriate oceans he mumbled something about lefty media always out to get him.. /s
9 0 ReplyWell he aint likely to be PM so not a massive concern. Think a hung parliament with a strong teal streak is gonna be far more likely.
people are gonna be voting with their wallets this election and I dont think "captain nuclear" has converted himself in glory in this department.
Plus, Harry potter is still alive FFS! dude cant get anything right!.
7 0 ReplyI really hope you're right about that - a quick dive into the Facebook cesspit shows that there seems to be a lot of support for his nuclear potato plants.
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so he's chosen US culture wars.
Fuckim
6 0 ReplyFlag Dutton is happy to stand behind:
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6 0 ReplyLike I needed another reason not to vote Liberal.
6 0 ReplyIn moments like this, I wish there was a localized Australian version of not-the-onion lol
5 0 ReplyNot the Chaser? 😃
2 0 ReplyHaha, perfect!
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What?!? What about the Torres Strait Islander flag? Australia has three official flags. What a tosspot
3 0 ReplyThe opposition leader stated that the flag's presence in press conferences is a symbol of division.
Translation: "Those ***** need to learn their place"
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