Those living outside of Antarctica, what is something that Antarcticans aren't ready to hear?

You won't need a coat for much longer

Y'all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.

by the time you come up with responses to all these comments you'll probably have to wait for the satellite to come back in range so you can post them

santa is on the NORTH pole, get USED to it.

They're going to fall off the edge if they go too far

Unlike all of you McMurdo residents, some of us have never watched John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Context: https://gizmodo.com/these-south-pole-scientists-who-watch-the-thing-every-y-1823387869

All those condoms won't fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.

It ain't got to be that cold, bro.

the supplies ship won't make it this season

There are places with so many trees they have a whole career called lumberjack that spend decades felling and moving the tree bodies they call 'timber'

Your phd wasn’t worth it and by the time you publish that paper your work won’t have relevance due to climate change.

Parts of the continental US are colder then where you are, before windchill.

You're still in Australia

The ending of that mystery novel they're reading.

Snow is fuckin bullshit

There is more to life then using up the condom rations that are delivered to the base every month.

Saying you live in a "remote part of the world" is just a fancy way of saying you live in the middle of fucking nowhere