JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking do...
Another group chat... couched in secrecy.
Vance blushes furiously.
The eyeliner in that photo… 🤌 😙
I notice this, why he do that? Look so stupid.
I know headline grammar is different than normal, but this one still sounds weird to me.
Vice Vice President Vance
President Musk
First Buddy Donny
VP Gilligan
Vice to the President
Assistant to the Vice President
I laughed way too hard at this.
Bro I know people like this. The JD Vances who are so obnoxious but only in the room because of some political BS. And we absolutely leave them out of the real discussion.
Vance is a Thiel bloodboy. He's working with Musk.
I also suspected this is the case when I read "Vance says Jan. 6 participants who committed violence ‘obviously’ shouldn’t be pardoned."
I actually forgot JD was a political figure, let alone Vice President of the country.
I literally thought "who?" when I read the hotline. It's almost pitiful.
But I will not spare pity for him.
Not vice yet
Unless someone's fermenting[sic] a rebellion or planning an Adjustment, I'm not sure how that is a meaningful distinction. His ticket won and is due to be sworn in this month.
Made me lol