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6mo ago

Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'

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Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'

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6mo ago

Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'

www.nbcnews.com /pop-culture/pop-culture-news/progresso-launches-soup-drops-hard-candy-soup-can-suck-rcna188196

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6mo ago

Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'

www.nbcnews.com /pop-culture/pop-culture-news/progresso-launches-soup-drops-hard-candy-soup-can-suck-rcna188196

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return2ozma @lemmy.world

6mo ago

Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'

www.nbcnews.com /pop-culture/pop-culture-news/progresso-launches-soup-drops-hard-candy-soup-can-suck-rcna188196

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"It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!"
I'm actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!
- I pray for your inbox.
  
  So far, happily, crickets. Maybe everyone has figured out that I'm an overweight middle-aged man.
Suck on some soup. It'll help you feel better.
When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. "Weird kid" me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.
- Me too! In hindsight we didn't have a ton of food.
- I still sometimes eat a pinch of dry buillon. Though IDK if I'd like the same thing diluted and long-lasting, the intensity of the dry stuff is part of the draw for me.
Did Obvious Plant get at job at Progresso???
oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the "R" into a "P".
as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.
I already suck on my soup.
l've been wondering what horrible stuff we will subsist on after Donald destroys the economy.
Recently happened upon a Buy 2 Get 3 Free sale on Progresso soup. So I got 15 cans for the price of 6. Oh yeah baby, it's soup time.
So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!
One zuppa Tuscana lollipop, please.
Are these like shit flavored lolly pops?

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