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compostgoblin @slrpnk.net

3d ago

Totally good and normal

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I have to say it...
X is not a valid name for anything, and will never fit grammatically as a proper name. It doesn't matter how long somebody insists on using it.
- Yeah that's why it's a common variable name and it's partly because its a common variable name
  
  it took til this comment to make me realize it wasn't "NVIDIA X" like that was a product
- It's a valid name for the chemical accidentally used by Prof Utonium to create the powerpuff girls.
  
  That's "Chemical X" which is fine.

nvidia twitter account*

Just for the context, they lost 16% yesterday, which is one day after the prayer, which tells you about the efficacy of those
- this is not a prayer. it's copy/paste of a verse

It may be obvious to some, but this is a fake tweet and the only post today is some early bird pricing for a conference: https://xcancel.com/nvidia/with_replies
Other than the Nvidia stock price, the joke is that the contents of the tweet were something the Intel CEO did tweet after a similar stock plunge! https://xcancel.com/PGelsinger/status/1820129317122080977?lang=en

Nvidia:
✅ AI
✅ Religious
🚫 Red scanning visual sensors
Cylons:
✅ AI
✅ Religious
✅ Red scanning visual sensors
They're only one step away, people, and I'm not even sure about the 🚫 on red scanning visual sensors.
- KITT:
  undefined
  
  ✅ AI 🚫 Religious ✅ Red scanning visual sensors
  
  RoboCop:
  🚫 AI
  ✅ Religious
  ✅ Red scanning visual sensors
- Not all Cylons have the scanner. Some are sexy:
  
  He probably still has the spine scanner, we just never saw it because the BSG producers are cowards.
  
  spoiler
  
  i have no idea what cyclon or scanner is, but man sure is dope
  
  So say we all. Rawr
  
  I thought that was Josh Gates at first.

Today we mourn, tomorrow we moon. Buy the dip at 11:59 PM.
- And then Trump implements tariffs on Taiwan and it craters again.

Hoooly shit, what?
- It’s fake, and a joke, but based on a real tweet the Intel CEO made when their stock crashed too.
  
  Aaaah ok.

Nobody tell Elon Musk about ComStar because he'll use stuff like this to Kickstart Word of Blake
- Wobbies are bad news, people. Everyone gets nuked or murdered by cyborgs.
  
  Can we at least get cool mechs? Or will reality continue being this shitty dystopia with nearly all of the bad and none of the cool?

Nvidia is just describing the type of processing that GPUs do.
- Oh are they starting to introduce machine spirits and how to appease them with the proper litany?

Get in line, Nvidia

this is fucking hysterical

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