I am a meat crayon
I am a meat crayon
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Bidet master race.
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A real shitpost
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Get yourself a pussyphone
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You should consider wet wipes. They are a total game changer, if a bidet is not an option. When you think the worst is gone, use one (1). Then dry with normal paper afterwards. It's great.
Don't flush them before making absolutely, 100% shure they decompose tho! If you can't easily tear them with your hands, no matter what the packaging says, they will fuck up your plumbing. This can get really expensive, so when in doubt, use a trash can.
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That's expensive and wasteful but I guess some people will do whatever they can to not eat fibre.
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I said you can use a bidet. Or have a poopy butt and live in denial if you prefer
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Then dry with normal paper afterwards.
Have never really found this to be necessary. But yeah - just buy and use baby wipes.
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You're supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.
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- bidet
- just step into the shower and wash your arse
- wet a piece of paper towel (bad for the plumbing, but better than wet wipes)
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Y'all motherfuckers need fiber!
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Japanese toilets. No paper, no itchy ass, hands free. Pure
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Also I like the singing
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