NZ Birbs
NZ Birbs
29 comments
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That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they're just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That's basically a kea.
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I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.
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I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
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keas are just bog standard parrots but larger
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Where Pūteketeke?
- Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
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thinks he's a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
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Kea:
- Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
Kereru:
- Big, bold and loud
- If I don't like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
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Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT
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Just according to kakapo. I mean kereru. I mean keikaku.
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I'd love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn't, but I feel like it would be cool
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It could turn into an interesting meeting for sure!
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Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the "mostly foliage" part and knew I'd found the match.
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just excited to be here
🙋♂️
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I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.
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"Yeah I'm totally a Kea" Your average kakapo
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Goddammit.
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Well, I can only be Kakapo.
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Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.
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I'll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!
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I'm basically a cat
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kiwi
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I'm a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō.
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kiwi's missing "- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Stuck between ruru or Kea.
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I've read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn't that true?
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Want to believe I'm a kea but probably a kiwi lol
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Kakapo. Off to shag someone's head now
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God damn, I love NZ birds
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Kiwi!
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