Almost made it
Almost made it
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I don't want to work at a company that requires me to clock in
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Curious what would be your ideal work?
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I think a clocking system shows an ingrained lack of trust. It might not be intended that way, but that's what it does for me. I have a contract that tells how many hours I work. If I show too little work for the time I'm payed, than we can have a conversation about that.
My ideal workplace is somewhere where I feel an intrinsic motivation to spend my time productively. That will most likely be because my tasks are fun or interesting or engaging or something like that, but it can also be because I have a financial interest in the things I'm doing because I'm a shareholder (like a co op) or I'm self employed.
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All reading from a toilet say I!
I!
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My Boss makes 10 dollars, i make a dime, thats why i shit on company time
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The clock strikes five
I start to laugh
I’m taking a shit
On time and a half
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I literally just clocked in.
Guess what I'm doing. Not working, I'll tell you that much.
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That should become a euphemism for going to the toilet. Clocking in.
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Didnt work today :( Shitting on private time rn, what a waste
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Reading this while taking my post-lunch break shit, I refuse to poop during my break
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It's not 1999 anymore, we have these little boxes now called "smartphones" that allow one to go online and offline again instantaneously and they even deliver these handy dandy messages called "notifications" whenever something happens in the online worlds you're connected to.
Like when an angry person comments on one of your posts angry that you have the audacity to try and post a lot to the Lemmy-verse to help it grow, be a part of the small niche online community we enjoy and just generally not wanting to be a lurker.
If you must know, it's a healthy mixture of OC, articles and crossposts
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Getting paid to shit AND shitpost? That's winning right there.
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