don't talk to me rule
don't talk to me rule
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Great post! Many thanks 👍
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That's painful just to read it.
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You're welcome! ☺️
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I’m gonna need a
biggersmaller mug-
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Yup... that should do it.
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[holding my index finger up to let by boss know I'm not yet ready to let him speak as I violently smash my penis with the mug in my other hand]
(Mondays be like that)
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☕🥱☝️🗣️👨💼
☕🍆💥😩😱
☕🥲👋😨💬
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Unhinged
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correct! no hinge detecded.
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This sounds like the type of thing that would bring physical pain and involuntary reactions
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indeed it does sound like that
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That dickhead deserves it
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Where's the link to purchase?
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If you send me a mug, I'll write it on with a permanent marker :)
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Would need to see your handwriting and a video of you showing how to use the mug
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Dorley?
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I do not understand this meme. Is this directed at trans women? If yes, why would you want to smash your penis? Wouldn't it hurt really really bad?
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the joke is that "smashed my penis flat with this mug" is an inherently funny thing to say, and it's even more absurd when it's printed on the mug in question
it's basically just minimal slapstick humor
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You would expect something like "before I had my first coffee" because that's what people do with mugs: they drink coffee. But there are other things you can do with mugs too. Things you don't immediately think of but once it's pointed out to you, it's obvious and totally normal thing to do.
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I think it’s directed at people that like silly vulgar jokes
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Don't yuck my yum.
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Omfg, I just realized that there are people out there living their lives without having the ability to brutally smash their penises with a cup ... ? How can they go on like that?
Life is so unfair.
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The Aristocrats~ (4:46 for the most relevant bit, NSFW language)
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