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Mickey7 @lemmy.world

2w ago

Can I just use my thumb?

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You don't say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
- So you have time to violate them anally of course.
- Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
- I think, don't pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn't breathing
  
  So I shouldn't pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
  
  Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked
- Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.

At least they put step 4 after step 2

"Step 1: finger them till they cum"

"I swear, officer, I was trying to save his life!"

Anyone know a good way to fake electrocution?

I'll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.

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