They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either
They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either
They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either
The cutting I understand, normally it's precut
But ranch dressing?....noooo
If you're going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.
Agreed to an extent but there's a good chance that was OOP on that one and honestly, the few pixel wide slices of skin and curly hair are only recognizable to the fantasy AI face recognition from boomer TV shows.
Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.
"Wanna see me shotgun this?"
Tbf when it's greasy delivery pizza and you're high what you're describing is the way to go
Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)
Edit: likely NL
Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.
Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.
And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.
Looks like Pizzeria Dol che vita, Tweede Tuindwarsstraat 53, 1015 RX Amsterdam, Netherlands
Or maybe Papa John's. I'm not sure.
It's not complete without Hot Pizz sauce
What is "ranch"?
it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.
Pizza is a vegetable in America
It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.
Americans be like "I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain't even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit' ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o' Mountain Dew."
do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?
I believe the rule is any food that is perfect for eating on the road while you drive 45min from your first job, to your second part time night shift job. All of that kind of food doesn't exist in Europe or at least isn't popular for some reason.
One does wonder why that might be... ^^
We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.
We certainly don't stick them with knives and forks!
Well... not without some garlic and onion, naturalamente.
What are these "Burritos"?
Delicious is what they are
Yes. The answer is yes.
Uncultured swine.
The cutting it yourself thing is kind of weird tho
You're supposed to roll it over and eat it like a taco obviously.
Where's the pineapple? Waiter!
You can't even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?
At least they have a premise for an Operation Baja Blast 2: electric boogaloo
I'd like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I'd call it the Badger Blast
Could you please stop badgering me? They keep scratching my face.
You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake
To be fair, that pizza looks like crap.
That looks like a pretty good Neapolitan Pizza Margherita to me.
Are we seeing the same picture?
You have to view it through a lens of complete lack of culinary discernment
The best pizza I've ever had was in Pompei and looked just like that
Not a bottle of ranch in sight. Obviously shit tier pizza.
What would you expect a really good margherita pizza to look like?
Like a Little Caesars Hot n' Ready
Found the american (or the person completely obliviant about Italian pizza)
Italian "pizza" sucks.
Modern pizza originates in the US, so I don't know why the fuck anyone would go to Italy and expect it to be better.
To be fair, it was Italian immigrants who invented what we know as pizza today, but Chinese immigrants also brought Chinese food to America as well—and if you go to China expecting the same kind of food there, prepare to be disappointed (especially if you don't live in an area with a large Asian population. I do so I can assure you that authentic Chinese is completely different. Same for pizza.)
Edit: Why are you booing me? I'm right.
Modern pizza originates in the US, so I don't know why the fuck anyone would go to Italy and expect it to be better.
Because the authentic version of any cuisine is usually preferred over the americanised one by anyone who isn't from the US.
Have you been to Italy and had pizza there?
What the fuck are you talking about???
You haven't got a single clue about what you are talking about.
Because "Modern pizza originates in the US" is a stretch, unless you consider those "deep dish" atrocities the modern standard.
an uncut pizza?... am I supposed to take it out the oven too?
It's a restaurant, you're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you're at a fast food place.
an uncut pizza?
As an American, I prefer my pizza circumcized
An uncut steak? What does this place expect me to do, sear it too?
tbf if you have it delivered they usually pretend like it's cut