LPT 4 Summer BBQs
LPT 4 Summer BBQs
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You can tell that this wasn't written by a parent. Parents know that the small child is already covered in jam, despite there being no jam at the BBQ
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LPT 4
Why are we discussing a printer port?
(I am old)
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for real though: use a decoy, a literal honeypot, so flies and wasps and whatnot don't land in your plate
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Do not use bait traps, those just attract more wasps. Fake hives are somewhat effective at deterring wasps.
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Do you want more wasps? Because that's how you get more wasps
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Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?
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Most primary schools are full with them. Just pick one.
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Pretty sure those are yellow jackets and I have seen a colony eat a dead bird. So maybe cover the children with rotting carcass?
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Yellow jackets gather both protein rich and sugary foods. The proteins go to the larva and the sugars sustain the adults population.
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Awesome
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Ancient problems require ancient solutions. Sacrifice the small ugly child.
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Most BBQ sauce has a comparable amount of sugar to be a sufficient substitute
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Let a piece of meat to the side, far from the meal preparation and table will be. The animals are looking for food; if they find it early, no need to fight them later.
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So this is what they needed thousands of unaccompanied Latino children for
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