I am a proud political bigot

It's crazy to me how many Americans think that political differences are like having a preference for pizza over hamburgers.
Politics exists as some kind of ideological exercise that floats around in the ether as opposed to a way to exert power over people.
Surely, they can recognize that if they got everything they wanted politically, some people would be unhappy.
Like, if I got everything I wanted politically, chuds would be fucking pissed. I would understand why they hate me. I wouldn't sit there like a deer in the headlights wondering, "hmm, why are they so worked up about my political beliefs? 🤔"
- They brag that they are more politically tolerant than the left. And even that isn't true. Sure over a dinner we'd be more likely to tell em to fuck off but that would be because the most "offensive" thing the left would say is that lgbt folks should have rights. They keep saying racist and batshit things that end up having terrible consequences in the long term. How they act like its all the same is crazy
  
  They have the invisible weight of cultural hegemony on their side. The stupid shit they say is just normal to them.
  Like fish not knowing what water is.
- Like, if I got everything I wanted politically, chuds would be fucking pissed.
  Tbf I think once they felt the material improvements to their lives, a lot of them would come around.
  
  If I got what I wanted a lot of them would be too busy re-wilding forests and rivers and shit, and some others would be compost so altogether incapable of getting pissed. What I'm saying is that my way is objectively cool and good and we should do it
  
  Tbf I think once they felt the material improvements to their lives, a lot of them would come around.
  Some, probably. But so many have a stick up their ass, they'd never ever let it go.
- they assume that everyone is out to hurt as many people as possible like they are
  
  They are unable to conceive of the fact that their opponents are not as vindictive and cynical as them