It all makes sense now! Cats like to catch birds, so cat drones can catch bird drones.
Yes, that's an actual taxidermied cat. It used to be alive as well.
108 0 ReplyWow, that's fucked up. It's like something out of a Junjo Ito comic.
65 0 ReplyWait till you see the RatCopter, Ostrich Drone and SharkJet.
26 1 ReplyNope. Chuck Testa.
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Here I was having a perfectly good day and you had to come and ruin it.
24 0 ReplyI've never been a fan of taxidermy, but now I hate it even more
10 0 ReplyImagine walking down the street and that thing flies over your head. I would be scarred for life.
10 0 ReplyIt's going to rain. The cats are flying low today.
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goddammit even the silliest memes become real, I'm done with this reality
54 0 ReplyWhere do you think they get their ideas??
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Birds are going to think the zombie apocalypse has begun
30 0 Reply24 0 ReplyFuck that account. They took a long running internet joke and then tried to claim they started it, all to chase a buck. Charlatans.
23 1 ReplyEh, the movement was built upon bullshitting others. Let the bullshit flow, I say.
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Well they were conspiracy theorists
21 0 ReplyThey we are conspiracy theorists?
14 0 ReplyPrecisely as it should be.
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Remove the '. Took me too long to sound that sentence out.
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This is an ex-parrot!!
20 0 ReplyIt's just sleeping.
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Wut? 🧐
18 0 ReplyThe zombie apocalypse for birds is about to begin.
12 0 ReplyBegun, the Drone War has.
11 0 ReplyI just hope nobody named Far Far Sinks or something like that shows up...
2 0 ReplyWell they are going to need aviators
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How long before they move on to humans and start the real zombie apocalypse?
5 0 ReplyI suppose it would be cheap and effective to use the bird's superior wing?
5 0 ReplyThe conspiracy that ALL birds were drones, not that they made drones out of dead birds.
This is more of a drone corpse
This would actually disprove that 'birds aren't real' and points to a more sinister cabal.
9 8 ReplyThis is clearly just a limited hangout so they can say "look at how crude our taxidermy robots are! This totally proves birds are real!"
The government wants you to believe they aren't capable of creating the omnipresent surveillance network that are so-called "birds". We've been under this surveillance since the early 60s when the government avian extermination program was in full swing. Why else do you think they were so gung-ho about DDT? It helped provide smokescreen for the avian replacement system experiment. Wake up, Birds Aren't Real
12 1 ReplyBut if you read the avain replacement system experiment paper you would have seen it was of limited success. Sure pigeons and starlings are no longer real, but those were the only 2 successfully replaced species.
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that was a joke
6 3 ReplyI forgot to add, not fucking serious, because if you click the link it takes you to a tech death metal song.
Really should remember my fellow neurodivergents have issues when you deliver a joke deadpan.
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