Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 12 mo. ago

When the landlord asks for a tip

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Tip: panhandling has more dignity than landlording.
- Good tip
Has that ever happened to anyone, ever, or is it just Lemmies having a leftywank again?
- "leftywank" lmao I like it
  
  It's just a shitpost, but it's good to hear that the satire is good enough that lots of people can't tell if it's real
  
  There is a lot of shit happening in the US that i cant comprehend.. like, "how do they tolerate this?".. At one point i just stopped questioning
  
  No, it's that it's a common meme but never happens, so people are confirming that it's just a meme. That doesn't mean it's a good or clever meme. If you constantly joke about pooping in sinks, eventually someone will ask if you actually poop in sinks.
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  All of those links sound like satire to me.
- None of my victims ever paid a tip when I asked them /s
Is that a thing now?
- God I hope not
  
  Edit: landlords in this thread being envious
  
  I have the same question. Where is this coming from?
Tip in bitcoins mined on his electricity.
- you're not paying for you electricity in the US? Here in Germany you pay an expected amount for heating and electricity and then at the end of the year the landlord has to send you a statement telling you how much was used exactly and either pay you back the difference or you have to pay additionally and that usually results in changes in what the expected amount is in the future
  
  Here in the US sometimes the landlord covers utilities, usually you have to set up your own utilities account. Other times dig a well and build your own power plant v
  
  That sounds a little complicated. I get the energy bill directly from the energy provider and pay what I owe or set up a direct debit with them.
  
  The Landlord is not involved except for clearing the debt before moving in.
- As long as he pays for the cost of the GPU depreciation.
You'll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!
- Fuck that door in particular
- fixed it. where's me tip?
  
  "Work hard, be good to your mother"
- Yes no rent just tip
  
  When I was young and very broke I would have taken that deal. That was proper groceries for two for a month right there.
Starfield NPC.
- Mouth is too expressive
- Fallout NPC
Fuck that noise
Sorry Nancy no change left
If you don't tip your landlord you have a much higher chance of internet and power outages... Just saying!
- Lol what? Almost all places I know (around here at least), the power and Internet bills are paid by the tenants
  
  Because why would the landlord pay a cost when they can just make the tenant pay without lowering rent?
- That sounds like a great case for strong consumer protection laws.
  
  No, I don't believe that tips need to be backed by legislation, it's better when they are optional so you can identify ideal tenants.
- Let’s play Spot the Retard!
  
  O i know, i know! It's the one that can't spot someone fucking around on a shit post.

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