Dude speaks for the trees
106 1 ReplyBIG Lorax energy
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Joke’s on you. That’s an owl.
48 1 ReplyWait. Really? I thought it's a hairy capybara
17 1 ReplyIt's an octopus. Octopuses look however they want to look.
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It’s pretty clearly a cog.
Or perhaps a dat.
29 1 ReplyMy brain autocorrected both of those and went "oh look, someone hasn't gotten the joke and thinks is funny to tell it but badly"...
18 2 ReplyDid the same thing
5 1 ReplyI honestly prefer it when my brain autoincorrects things. Much more entertaining!
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I get Dark Crystal Aughra energy
21 1 ReplyFizzgig
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Aughra had bigger, disturbing puppet knockers.
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I want to see this friend in a studio Ghibli movie. The expressions he would have as shenanigans take place around him
19 1 ReplyCat. Pupils are slitted.
18 0 ReplyStance also reads cat.
12 0 ReplyAnd definitely a cat nose
3 0 ReplyAnd the angery expression
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Wilford Brimley
18 1 ReplyDia-betes.
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I think this is actually a cat that's pretending to be a dog. Like a cat actor. Or Ca-ctor.
But it's fine, because on the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.
18 2 Replyin my expert opinion this is just a little guy
17 1 Reply"Do you have a dog or a cat?"
Yes!
12 1 ReplyIt's a Sir Didymus
12 2 ReplyWhile I totally appreciate a The Labyrinth reference, I'm afraid that this is a Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.
Either that or a feral Lorax named Wilford Brimley.
Edit: Also this exists:
https://www.amazon.com/Labyrinth-Sir-Didymus-Costume-Pets/dp/B0C43Y61ZW
That's just animal abuse on some level. My dogs hate anything that makes them warmer. Hell, they only sleep with me for a little bit, and then choose the floor cause my average temperature is 100.5°F so cats love cuddling me, but I'm way too warm for dogs or most humans. Dogs don't sweat though so heat management is rather important for their survival, unlike us.
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It looks like a 19th century philosopher
9 0 ReplyPeppy!
7 0 ReplyDo a barrel roll!
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It's master shifu in the making!
6 1 ReplyJust check it's claws.
4 0 ReplyOf course he has instagram. https://instagram.com/atchoumthecat
4 0 ReplyOMFG
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cat
4 1 ReplyCanis familiaris
4 1 ReplyNever seen a cat with eyebrows like that, I am going to say dog
2 1 ReplyThat's totally a cat that's hiding it's tail. The pupils are slitted not round.
Either that or a Lorax
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You really gonna post a dog picture on cat instance? You're fucking stupid
4 4 Reply/s? Or For real You are complaining?
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