Fuck King Kong. I want to see Godzilla vs. Paul Bunion.
20 0 ReplyKaiju vs. Gaijin
10 0 ReplyTurn it into a metaphor for WW2, ride the hype wave from Oppenheimer all the way to the bank
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It was Babe that was the kaiju :)
16 0 ReplyAccording to this well made video titled Paul Bunyan : America's Forgotten Kaiju I'd say probably yeah, seems like he fits the bill.
12 0 ReplyWell the official song only puts him at 6'3"
So I'm going to take that to mean that the myth was started by a well versed short king
Edit, after double checking the Lyrics of Disney's "Hey Paul", the line actually says "63 axe handles high"
11 1 ReplyIf you measure axe handles by girth, that's still about 6'3"
4 0 ReplyShort King Lumberjack theory confirmed!
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Googling the average axe handle length I got 35 inches, which puts him at 183 ft nd 9 inches tall
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Jolly Green Giant is a Jolly Green Kaiju
8 0 ReplyLittle known fact: his legal name is just "Bu."
7 0 Replysounds like a kpop star. Pal Ban-Joon
6 0 ReplyIs there not a distinct mythos for giant humans with its own term? If not, Kaiju Bunyan stands, and even if there is, Kaiju Bunyan would manifest as the mirror opposition.
4 0 ReplyTitans, Giants, etc?
7 0 ReplyAh, sorry, I'd meant like in Asian mythos specifically.
3 0 ReplyGiants or Eoten usually, Titan usually has specific context to greek mythos gods who existed before the olympians replaced them.
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No he's just a French Canadian lumberjack that moved south of the border. Some say his original name was Jos Montferrand and he was originally from Montreal.
3 0 ReplyA pipsqueak relative to my ancestor, the great Nova Scotian Angus "The Giant" MacAskill.
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Taking it literally, I am technically a Kaiju, since it means "strange beast."
3 0 ReplyNo, but he'd kick the shit out of one
3 0 ReplyCould someone make this movie please?
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Yes.
2 0 Replykaiju no. 16
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