This child is unhinged.
We stan.
99 3 ReplyThey will grow up to be a great memer
21 0 ReplyOr President of a western first world nation
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I'm sure a 3 year old said all this.
62 14 ReplyWhy does everyone on the internet think kids are mute grubs until they turn ten?
3 year olds say wild shit all the time.
They are at the peak of "i just learned this" and "i don't fully understand social implications".
41 2 ReplyThere's a playground next to where i live. I sometimes hear kids (like 5yo) say some of the funniest things, so different that i forget them.
12 0 ReplyThey're not mute, but they also aren't saying stuff like that. It would mean she remembered and understood the death scene of a ~1.5hr movie at the age of 2, and understands social norms enough to concoct a dastardly plot to monopolize that edible playdoh in the OP.
Even at 3, that's a stretch. At 4? Sure. At barely 3? No way.
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Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol
40 0 ReplyAh, I fellow I am in dead inside person.
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She's going places
27 1 ReplyOf course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol
23 0 ReplyI thought it said Lithium Ion cake
22 0 ReplySure beats Cellular Peptide cake!
12 0 ReplyWith mint frosting?
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Still better than internal combustion engine cake 🤷
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She's right, tho. Too devastated to eat right now.
17 1 ReplyI was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad
14 0 Replythis is just sad
Just as planned.
23 1 ReplyAnd it worked at least with me. I didn't eat a single piece of that cake
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Master plan
6 0 Reply2 0 ReplyYeah, because 3 year olds totally should watch Lion King. Bullshit or bad parenting?
4 31 ReplyImagine being so prude you think that children can’t watch children’s movies
22 0 ReplyI don’t know if I’ve ever heard a worse take in my life.
10 0 ReplyIt's rated G or the equivalent in most countries: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/parentalguide
Incidentally, that page has this, which made my day:
10 0 ReplyIt's literally a kid's movie. I loved this when I was a baby.
6 0 Replylol wut
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