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"... one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out..."
This is like a beautiful poem.
56 0 Replythe trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband
Well jfc, after this description of the trumpet torture, I have to know — what is the most annoying thing about her husband?!?
39 0 Replysome people are not taking this ska revival thing well
36 0 Replyplaying reveille before sunrise every morning to mess with all the returned services in the neighbourhood and also my wife
34 0 ReplyYou better fucking do it right and not put a speaker in the horn and pretend, like apparently they do these days, even with Taps at funerals, this whole world is a sham.
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This is beautiful.
26 0 ReplyThis is the future married gays want - gay trumpet blowing gay demolition and gay divorce.
23 0 Replyaverage cishet
22 0 ReplyWhere is this from?
16 0 ReplyNot sure. Got it from a meme channel.
17 0 ReplyLooks like it's from the book "The witches are coming" by Lindy West
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The Witches are Coming, by Lindy West
6 0 ReplyThank you
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Trumpet husband is kinda relatable, hate to say. Edit: provided "it's your job" refers to this man having to play trumpet at 10 am because of art.
14 0 ReplyWhy am I picturing the "every third hetero couple" graphic again
Why does it live utterly rent-free in my head
10 0 ReplyTrumpet husband taking a bold stance pretending mutes don’t exist.
5 0 ReplyJk Rowling wrote this
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