As an American, how do y’all know to up the intensity on your cardio then? Nothing gets the blood pumping like being out on a bike ride and hearing that crack
They do. In fact, guns were initially invented by modifying fireworks. Obviously some guns and some fireworks are very distinctive, but generally they sound very similar
Out in the country in the UK you definitely hear them, the only reason the meme wouldn't apply here is because there would never be shooting at night so I wouldn't confuse it with fireworks, instead they start really early on both Saturday and Sunday mornings (there is a place within earshot that does clay pigeon shooting and I'm pretty sure hunting too, most weekends). I hate it.
IIRC the audible difference is supposed to be that fireworks have more of an echoey boom because they are up in the air while gunshots are a sharper sound
My favorite was when I woke up to what I was sure were gunshots, and called out to my roommate if he heard them. He assured me they were fireworks even though it wasn’t a holiday or anything so I went back to sleep.
Next morning I go out to walk the dog and there’s a crime scene van marking bullet holes in the building across the street from our unit. 🙃
I don't know how people live like that, I'd be putting bulletproof glass in my windows, and reinforcing the walls with inch thick steel plates to keep from getting killed on the toilet while reading the times by a stray bullet.
The cognitive dissonance over guns isn't the worst one, though -- it's the part where a traffic accident on the parkway could leave you in the hospital through no fault of your own, and bankrupt soon after; and that this could happen any time during your car-based commute, morning and night, even if you had a good third-party insurance carrier who didn't wriggle out of paying for care.