I live in a bit too cold of an area for growing figs, but actually having a fig tree sounds amazing. I love figs, but I only very rarely get any to use. Did you grow it yourself or was it already there?
It is one of a few fig trees I planted with my family about 10 years ago. I live in Germany so this has just recently become possible as a rare climate change W
Cut it off and buy another one. Seriously who ever rotted the brains of the petite bourgeois to the point they'll piss money away on this stuff really did a good job.
Petite bourgeoisie? This is pure decadent garbage. Even I can’t think of a petite bourgeoisie I’ve met in my life that would spend $800 on a zip tie. Even their stupidity has limits.
This is designed to get even one rich idiot to buy it, because even with just one sale, they’ve made a complete return on the operation.
it's difficult to dismiss this as fake, after remembering the wristbands of "live strong" (well...those were for charity, but alas) or the fidget spinner