Get to work, crackheads

Really? We live in a world where shitposts need disclaimers??!

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In Finland we steal dynamite from construction sites and do some sudden nightly dismantling. No crackheads needed.

What's the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

Don't know how there would be that much copper in there.

That doesn't sound quite right, but I'm sure there's some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

Gotta enforce speed limits.

And these things don't shoot you if you look at them wrong – or are black.

Edit: "No, you can't just stick a camera worth a couple of thousand [local currency] next to the road, that takes photographic evidence of infractions. You gotta rip out the entire surface, redesign the sides and introduce a few sharp curves by demolishing a few blocks of buildings here and there. In the mean time speed is only enforced by violent cops who feel like you were speeding.

It's the only logical way."

And what would it be doing in there?

Some of them used to contain bog standard DSLRs, so they were worth stealing.

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah...what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let's train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Semi-related: Only small amounts of copper are typically stored in the human body, and the average adult has a total body content of 50–120 mg copper. Most copper is excreted in bile, and a small amount is excreted in urine.

Roughly 2.5 kg.

8.17$ per kg equals 20.43$.

let the intrusive thoughts win

Buy chilean copper instead.

What's a "photo enforcement camera"? Speed camera? CCTV? Detects you then just drops on your head?

This one is in a school zone. People really shouldn't be speeding through them unless they're a "fuck them kids" kinda person, and if you are you're a piece of shit.

Using vehicle velocity as risk assessment method is fucking dumb. Might as well put that copper to better use.

coomer elementary school?

OP sais this " ... steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras ..."

Hooooly shit this people arguing over government issues bellow a shitpost thats logical ....

It's not the local government putting them up, it's a private company who is in charge and keeps at least half the revenue. Plus when their location is known and they get less effective the same company will try other things like altering yellow light time length to keep profits up.

Normally I'd be on board with this, but the picture is literally in front of an elementary school! If there's any place that I'm ok having speed cameras, it's in a school zone.

But yeah, if it's a speed camera on a major highway raking in cash for everyone going 10 over? Fuuuuuuuck that.

I just passed by this meme a few times today but only just now noticed the fucking elementary school sign, how about you just slow the fuck down or lose your license, asshole?

Creeper shot of a school? Stay classy

So, I'm assuming then that people here think speed limits are bad, and drivers should be able to drive as fast as they like?

Otherwise, we wouldn't be supporting vandalising equipment designed to reduce speeding, right?

Just so we're on the same page is all. Safety bad, going fast good. Right?

So much wrong in this picture.

• Hey, want to commit a crime?
• photo enforcement sucks and doesn't really work and is just used as tax revenue for cities
• meanwhile speeding continues as normal with all the casualties that come with it
• Cities, however, do need this revenue to not go bankrupt because they're all designed wrong and can barely get any tax revenued while still affording details like infrastructure maintenance
• Cities should redesign their rod infrastructure instead. Where you still need car roads, design the roads for the speed you want. If you put a highway in front of a school, people will drive a 100 miles per hour because that is what the road was dest for.
• Cities should start changing laws to push for livable designs focused on humans beings instead of cars everywhere. You'll need less cars, have less accidents, get more tax revenue from more local businesses