Memes @lemmy.ml glowie @infosec.pub 1 yr. ago

Rekt

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Large person ≠ large penis
- It's a meme, not biology class
  
  Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency
  
  Yeah, but not a good one
- "Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping
  
  That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point
- Particularly when they're on that much gear.
- And all the roids make it shrink anyway.
  
  Roids only make your balls smaller.
- Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.
  
  Jealousy = jealousy
- Totally survivable
  
  I hope someone gets this reference
https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence
- Your display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.
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  Depends, that could be said about a lot of stuff. Many people do it because they like how it makes them look, others do it for the challenge, etc.
What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?
- WHAT THE F*** IS A MILE!!!!!?? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
  
  17.6 football fields
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the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭
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  nooooo😭😭😭
*wife and they, indeed, also have a child
- So is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?
  
  Why not a huge girl or a tiny boy?
Memes?
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- Steroids don't change penis size, only testicle size
Fuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.
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Me (5'10") and my 5'2" gf (we are both girls)
- So no banana
  
  you are indeed correct. no banana
  
  Someone make a photo of a Hamster eating an oyster!
  
  If you don't have it, store bought is fine.

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