"Maybe baby" definitely needs to be a thing.
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I GOTTA BE 'WELL ACTUALLY GUY'. I can't help it.
A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.
Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it's literally accurate.
Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don't actually mean this as an insult)... picky pricky?
bitey taster?
Maybe... Hearty Re-Starty?
Ticker Re-jigger?
Pumper Bumper?
Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don't jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing retardation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it's essentially the exact same thing.
Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy
@threelonmusketeers @panchzila. Oven: heaty eaty
Cats would be furry purries.
Uno, dos, meow, meow, tres, cuatro!
Pretty little kitty chased a thing she saw.
Had a pouch of catnip and a feather boa
Furry purry, furry purry.
Traffic circles are "Twirly Whirlies"
To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
Roundy abounty
Americans mostly call them "oh, fuck? What do I do?" We have the best drivers.
There is one for bra that's close: over the shoulder boulder holder.
When my son was really young he called them “boobie connectors“. XD
I had to really laugh at "screamy dreamy"
Where is that greentext when you need it?
With the british naming things?
All I can see is Law and Order.
Chung-Chung!
Dungie Chungie?
I knew I couldn't be the only one who noticed the type face.
This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.
Like "chai" means tea so :
- "chai shai" = tea and related stuff
- "khana wana" = food and related stuff
- "paisay waisay" = money and related stuff
etc.
it's the same in hindi.
I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!
I'm actually ok with all of them.
Although a group of hippos is a 'bloat', hippos don't float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!
What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.
Lenny: Edit Reddit
feetie heatie actually sounds good
It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it's more like if US soldiers named everything.
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It's called German.
I don't get it. Care to explain? :D
The German language is known for having many compound nouns.
Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate "walkie talkie" in French to "talkie walkie"... I mean... Why?
Guessing adjective noun ordering? 🤓 idk
And if he named Teletubbies, we'd have...
breasty - resty 💀
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If you are taking enhancement requests, dropping the title of the video into the comment would be handy
I second the title enchantment request, but please continue to leave it out when it's a Rick Roll.
The sub's name just clicked for me. Lemme shitpost! Hah, that's brilliant
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Thanks, yo
These look doubleplusgood to me!
Blindy brighty - sun
Reddit mistake of cutting off 3rd party apps: diggie whoopsie
Another point: why when shortened do they call them “walkies”? “You got your walkie on?” That’s the less description-of-use part of the name
CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn't needn't
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
I think they are supposed to rhyme.
I tried my best to make them rhyme as closely as possible
Handegg: bore
Movies
Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren't licked anymore, they're self adhesive. 🤓☝️
Yanky spanky? Idk I got nothin
Snail mail scale sale
Tricky Sticky bricky flicky
Letter Treader Breader
Everytime I see this meme I get Walkie Talkie Man stuck in my head
Lol
But don't defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?
I think the gist of it is that it alters the heart rhythm rather than starting and stopping it.
Sticky icky
I’m going to be using these
This reminds me of Andy from The Office US.
Toast: Cheesy Squeezy
Sewer: Filthy Thingy
Shoes: Runny Runny
Shroom: Trippy Weepy
NSFW Disney: Kinky Mickey
A for effort, execution needs some improvement
Appreciate
Runny Runny applies to both shoes and noses 🤨
