[unfunny posting] You're not a real proletariat if you....

Drink water instead of soda constantly

dont vote for hillary every single election regardless of whether shes on the ballot or not

don't have muscles glistening in the sun as you swing a big hammer in a factory

live solely off of dividends from capital investment

ur not nice to your comrades

Hate cats

Badpost in the right comm...

Bought a certificate to become landed gentry in the principality of Sealand.

Shit out your ass

you might be a redneck

Don’t get to sit while you work

are a barista.

Are unfunny

buy something expensive, even if it was on credit.

don't drink pulp

...exist

Fart on children.

don't vote for Biden