Cthulu vs a Xenomorph, I still think Cthulu takes it.
Monstrous demi-god of Biblical proportions
vs.
A Giant Animal
A giant animal that's really good at head
I mean, yeah. Just attempting to look at Cthulhu would drive a Xenomorph insane.
I mean, who's to say whether xenomorphs perceive time and space like humans. Sure, they behave like animals, but they could still have evolved or been created in some strange part of the universe where space-time is shaped differently, making those horrible, non-Euclidean shapes look like home to them.
For all humans know or can comprehend, xenomorphs are tiny, eldritch fleas that evolved to live on Cthulu's pet, so while I'd still give the overall win to the Big Guy/Gal/Entity, the xenomorphs might be on his/her/its radar and might even be able to annoy him/her/it in a way that humans can't.
Get away from him, you bitch!
This is great! Looking forward to lots more of these, and hopefully fun merch in the future.
I think this is the first time I actually laughed at a comic.
Those little cute wings! Love it!
I want to put bleach in my eyes
