Being an ass
Trying to get kicked in the head apparently
These guys clearly know each other.
I'm betting the animal can run a lot farther than the idiot, too... This is just losing, the long way
The donkey likely can run faster at first, but it will need to stop to rest way sooner than the human.
It's the same reason a human will always win against an equine in a long distance race: If the equine does not stop to rest, it will die for lack of oxygen.
Humans have evolved in such a way that we can fully breathe while running. Thus, we can hunt large game till they need to stop in order to fully breathe again, and then BAM!
That isn't the correct technique for the Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death
Guy's about to learn a lesson on "no means no".
Y'know the Latin name of that creature is Fuckaroundicus Findoutinus.
I was expecting a fatal kick
There's a reason they're called an ass.
