Just sit down
81 0 ReplyJust piss in the sink. There's no water to hit in there.
44 0 Replybaby that's nasty.
22 0 ReplyAnd it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu
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Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing
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but then i have to clean my roommate's ass-grease off the seat
2 0 ReplyMy thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I've seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can't be the only one.
2 0 ReplyDo you shit standing up?
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Pissper
17 0 ReplyWho are you the piss poet
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Bottom right, when pissing at night
11 0 ReplyWhen the sun hits brink, piss in the sink.
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"You sound like a diabetic race horse pissing on a flat rock!" - My mom
9 0 ReplySounds like Foghorn Leghorn has been party to some "frying" himself, if you know what I mean..
8 0 ReplyDamn boy, you frying chicken in there? For real though, you piss loud as fuck. I think that's pretty cool.
7 0 ReplyFried Chicken Sizzle
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