Family Bible Passed Down for Five Generations Hasn't Been Read in Five Generations

A local family admitted they haven’t read a single word of the Bible that has been with their family for five generations as a treasured heirloom.

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So the onion isn't satire anymore, they're just telling it like it is.

Reality is so horrible that we can only laugh or go insane.
- I don't know; the Bible has some pretty gross stuff in it. Maybe not reading it is a good thing.
  
  *observes behaviour of modern non-Bible-reading Christians
  
  *changes mind
  
  Found a pot leaf someone pressed in the family bible we inherited when Ms. Bunnys mom died.
  
  That was a good laugh
- The best satire holds a mirror up to reality and looks at you expectantly.
- Horrible reality?
  
  Do you have any idea how many heirlooms get passed down but never actually used?
  
  I mean, the old wooden skis on the wall are a different thing, right?
- I don’t really think not reading a book that’s passed down is a horrible reality
  
  people that claim to be adherents of a religion should read their religion's holy texts.
That's a good one
Gotta keep that tradition alive, let's go for 6!
"The Bible in question was found to have been hollowed out and turned into a flask"
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