That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.
Who do I sue?
29 1 ReplyYour parents, probably.
18 0 ReplyWho do I sue?
Yourself.
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I’m hoping that whomever created this meme realizes that the pizza box maker probably put that there as a joke, and it’s not a serious warning.
23 1 ReplyI'm wondering what flavor the box is.
1 0 ReplyTastes like the smell of pizza
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I’m hoping that whoever created this comment realizes that the meme-maker probably used that line as a joke, and it’s not a serious sentiment.
3 7 ReplyI'm hoping that whoever thought this thought realizes that the commenter probably used his response for Internet meme points, and doesn't necessarily hold any particular view expressed.
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what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭
17 0 ReplyOnly if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath
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If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!
16 0 ReplyRemove clothing before ironing.
15 1 ReplyInstructions unclear, arrested for public indecency...
9 0 ReplyCaution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.
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we're going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.
14 0 ReplySafest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.
9 1 ReplyIt's definitely NOT delicious, I'm NOT having a scrumptious 5 course meal with it, you DON'T want it
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Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I'm hoping it's not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
9 1 ReplyYou can't even see the instruction until you've already opened it. It has to be a joke.
6 0 ReplyIt's like a giant cardboard calzone
4 0 ReplyYou mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
4 0 ReplyOf course. I'm not eating that "edible" plate some of you call crust
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But the skin is the best part!
7 0 ReplyI invented the left handed pizza peeler.
3 0 Reply"Most people don't eat the rind, but men do."
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Shaka, when the walls fell.
6 0 ReplyTemba, his arms wide.
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Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.
6 1 ReplySo you're just going to drop a Cylon slur like that?
They're People of Cylonic origin now, grandpa.
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"Come on! My kids are starvin'!"
"This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... 'Fuck You, I'm Eating.'"
5 0 Replywas about to be funny and say it's biodegradeable, but it turns out humans can't digest cardboard.
the more you know.
4 0 ReplyI mean it's made from wood, we can't digest wood.
2 0 ReplyIt's pure fiber.
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See, now because of me there's a warning.
3 0 ReplyGood for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don't exist.
3 0 ReplyWhy does that pizza taste like glass and plastic?
3 0 ReplyInstructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.
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