They panic-bought bidets during the pandemic. It changed their lives.

I've had a bidet for years, before covid even. It really is a game changer. You'd be surprised how much more clean you feel.

They have relatively cheap and easy to install ones that just go under your toilet seat and connect to the toilet's water supply. That's what I use.

It took me using my friend's bidet just once to convert. I ordered one that night, from BidetKing. Now I really hate using the toilet in public.

🙋‍♂️ - count me in that camp. I feel like a peasant if I have to shit on anything else. Splurge for the heated seat and heated water if you can afford it and prepare to be spoiled.

I got a bidet, unrelated to COVID and I never want to go back. ~~~~

Truly the headline we all needed.

That being said, yes, use a bidet!

Everyone I've known who has a bidet says they will never go back to using paper. I'm waiting to get enough cash to get an electric one with heat and install a separate outlet for it.

All these comments are amusing for me as an asian

I just moved into a camper trailer, and one of my favorite things is the tiny showerhead is close to the toilet, and even has a little valve lever at the spray end to turn it on and off, just like it was designed to be a bidet. I don't care if it was designed that way, it is one now.

Help me understand. You spray your butthole to clean it. Your butt is now wet. How do you dry yourself?

Cold Bum Gun Crew, representin'

It me. I got a Tushy. Love it.

I told my partner that if the pan wasn't gonna make us USA folks switch to bidets, nothing will. We suck. Lemme smash shit all over my asshole and pretend it's clean.

For my Australian counterparts here, don't get too excited just yet: https://www.productsafety.gov.au/news/covid-19-supplying-and-installing-bidet-products#:~:text=While many housebound Australians may,risk%2C and it's also illegal.

Bum gun is superior to bidet. Change my mind.

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I had one for a while, but honestly, my water pressure is a little too high to keep it.

I waited to buy mine until I could convince my partners we needed one, but I was really disappointed that the water heat function died within 5-6 months. Thankfully the manufacturer is sending me a new one.

10/10 with working water heating, 6/10 with only cold.

I’m onboard with the idea, but the spray would have to be like a high pressure hose to shift the fudge off my hairy backside.

I don't really want to towell off my butt after I poop. Wet wipes do the trick and I need way less paper.

Edit: downvoted by the bidet brigade. I tried not to come off as offensive but I guess it's always a risk when sharing an unpopular opinion.