The man can't help himself

If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin' deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you're damn right I'm gonna piss off it.

what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?

Man who piss into wind, gets wet.

Ok, I didn't get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don't get what I'm supposed to be seeing here.

Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.

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Maybe he didn't pee.

Maybe he pood.

What did you do to make it so angry?

Why the deck mad, bro?

That's his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He's just marking his territory.

That chair could do with a sand and a nice coat of paint.

Had a neighbor who would piss on his front bush like a fucking cat.

You could tell where because of the dead spot in the shape of piss trickle

Urea works as a fertilizer!

I mean, at least he's house-trained.

If go outside there is no need to wash your hands, tis is natural.

Proof that most humans haven't developed one bit in the past million years

I can't imagine what kind of a trash human just pisses all over his own yard like a dog. Talk about having no regard for even your own home and any pride for it.