LISTEN HERE BUDDY!

I'm not your buddy, pal!

0. "Whoa. OK. So..."

¿Qué coño acabas de decir de mí, putita? Te haré saber que me gradué el primero de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he participado en numerosas incursiones secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas.

0) Killdozer

I think this is pretty accurate, if you're only going by dialogue in 1950s Hollywood movies.

What a load of malarckey

So is this in increasing or decreasing order?

You just hold your horses, we don't all talk like that.

White American*

I read this as LEVELS OF WHITE RANGER and honestly... still works.

As a southerner....this is right on

JBP is always at a five then?

Newsflash pal is above all

You can't lump all white people together. This seems like a very specific cultural reference, possibly somewhere in America, and it absolutely does not apply to all white people and cultures just based on their skin color.