Anon's roomate:
wanna go to the bathroom
this weirdo redneck is in his room as always
askforpermission.tar.gz
head to bathroom
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE
mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life
gonna buy it rn
nicemonitoranon.rpm
try to act normally
go out of anon's room
RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP
shit myself on the way, because i forgot to poop
nicemonitoranon.rpm
Found the Fedora/OpenSUSE user
I replaced Fedora with Arch on my PC, but it will always remain in my heart ❤️
Monitor was so nice he forgot to poop.
Anon's roomie has ADHD confirmed?
Idk why but this is very funny to me
Nice to hear that, it was supposed to be funny :P
I think they were all just curious about what OPs room looked like / what he does in there all the time, and that room mate was either the one who volunteered or the one who lost the bet
At least pretend to take a pee then.
Politeness pee only marginally differentiates from territorial pissing.
Maybe he's autistic like OP
Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?
Would be the opposite actually An autistic person would probably just ask Can I see your room anon ? And f off without saying more afterwards, if they even managed to actually go and ask in the first place
I'm just trying to stay in character, I don't mean it sincerely.
I don't think so, this is just a popular meme on 4chan.
What if the other bathroom was in use??
Living alone
Roommates
Pick one
Pretty sure they're saying it's their first time away from family. That's a common expression where I'm from meaning you're no longer in your family home / unsupported.
I feel like more and more people are "living alone with roommates" well into their 30s. Affording an apartment on your own is pretty well impossible, at least where I live. People staying with abusive toxic partners because at least living together they have a roof over their heads.
Shared kitchen but individual bathrooms? So something in between maybe?
Possibly. I have a private bathroom but share a kitchen and I would never say I live alone though.
housemates
Schizophrenia
Maybe they needed to shit, saw the proximity of the toilet to the bedroom area, and decided not to stink bomb poor anon
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Anon, your roommate was just really fuckin high. The other bathroom probably wasn't even occupado, they just thought it was because they were really fuckin high. Seeing your bathroom and speaking to you was so distracting they forgot what they were doing.
Me when i was way too high on the zaza stumbling to the bathroom and my cat appears around the corner for pets. I laid on the floor petting him for 2 hours before i remembered i had to pee.
They see anons screen. They know anon watches porn , and that's the reason anon is always couped up inside the room.
They think anon is a creep.
rule 69: if a boy owns a monitor there is porn on it
What a slanderous remark. I will have you know mine is minimised currently.
Also the work laptop is probably monitored, so never on that.
More like they see 4chan open in the guy's browser and think, "crap, this guy spanks it to BBC Hitler loli porn in here" and skedaddled.
