I think the real question here is wtf kind of crazy doorknob is that?!?!?
90° rotated robotic horse penis and it. Is. A. Fan. Of. Yoooohooouuuu!
Small pistol grip, John woo style.
I'd keep the keys attached to a belt or wrists or something. If I lived there long enough, I'd even steal the lid and replace it with something finer...
I hate drain holes that appear to go all the way down to bedrock where you can feel heat coming from the earth below. Like it's the first chapter of Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Guy in front of a no knock raid party gets to confirm the hollow earth theory for himself.
Wherever he saw a hole he always wanted to know the depth of it. To him this was important.
Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless. No. 1 life skill.
Until you drop that down the grate too
Lockpicklawyer alt account detected /jk
At least where i live your regular home locks are secure enough that non-destructive entry requires specialized tools and close to LPL level skill. In my country there was once a serial burglar that could do that and for a long time police didnt even believe the that there even was any burglary.
Numpad time.
Those rule. Like why carry around physical secrets unlockers if we don't need to.
Seeing all these “just get a giant key chain” comments reminds me that Lemmy’s core user base is the software engineer who stores a giant keychain in his cargo shorts, along side a multitool and the world’s thickest wallet.
You mean it’s NOT an accurate random sample of reality?
Wait. Everyone isn’t running Linux on their daily driver?
Look... If you had... one shot... or one opportunity... To open every door you ever wanted... one moment... Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his hands but the keys won't come out He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now The clock's run out, time's up, over - BLAOW!
House owner: That's $499 for a new key.
NO.
If anyone has a term for this specific phobia, please let me know
llllkeyllllphobia. Makes about as much sense as some other phobia names!
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy...There isn’t a specific phobia for this situation, however the only one I could think of is trypophobia, which is the fear of clusters of small holes or bumps, and a fear of losing something valuable or important
Just use a keychain that is bigger that the grill pitch, any small trinket will do.
But then you need to carry around a big keychain.
My partners keys would be safe
This could make me carry around my keys on a retractable lanyard like a postal worker.
Folded beach towel is one and done
You could just get a largish key chain accessory.
this guy drops (his keys)
I think you'd be in gas-station-keyring territory to do the job reliably. How about a hubcap?
I prefer those little plastic shovels.
Some window screen and zip ties would solve that problem.
If you had a basement that lead up to that drain you could put some mesh angled down, busy a hole into the the drain from your basement and if some stranger tries to grab your keys you can drop them inside.
if some stranger tries to grab your keys you can drop them inside.
When it finally happens "HA, I've been waiting 49 years for this exact situation! they all said I crazy." Old man shouts at sky "I told you Grettle that I'd have a use for that hole someday!!!"
A few moments later "Now, how do I get to the basment with no key"
Looks like a job for Michael Scott's Toilet Buddy (formerly known as Toilet Guard)
