realistic community chest card
realistic community chest card
repost from the hyprland discord, where i first found this meme
I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.
77 0 ReplyYou have to have debt like Donald Trump to be able to hit that.
26 0 ReplyOr choose the right currency
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i remember that runescape meme of 2147M gold, tho ive never played the game before
23 1 Replyi remember that runescape meme of 2147M gold, tho ive never played the game before
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As I viewed this, I turned to the literal check from a class action suit that payed me $0.64. I haven't deposited it because why bother except that I will deposit it because it's the only way to hold corps to account.
55 0 ReplyIf your bank has mobile deposit use that so you can keep the physical check
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Basically the scheme from Office Space
39 0 ReplyBasically the scheme from
Office SpaceSuperman III7 0 Replyasdfasfasf
5 0 ReplyI must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
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Floating point error. You owed 0.0000004 but with interest now you owe 500. It's our fault but you still have to pay.
17 0 ReplyBritish postal service?
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If that's Bitcoin I'm gonna be rich
10 0 ReplyIf that's Bitcoin then this would actually give you, at the current exchange rate of BTC to USD:
0.000000000002557444% USD. If you got that card once every milliscond, you would need 31 years to have 2.5$.
I doubt you'd be rich with one card except lol.
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Iirc there was some danish bank IT guy who stole every unit of currency smaller than 10^-4 in his banks transactions. Pretty neat until he got caught
7 0 Reply8 0 ReplyHow the fuck did he do that, and how did they find that?
3 0 ReplyIt's a story I heard from my dad a few years ago, tried looking it up now, but.. well this is the best I found:
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Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.
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