I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
28 0 ReplyI thought I recognized you.
From the photos on your mothers walls.
From when I visit her.
For sexual relations.
I have sex with your mother.
23 0 Reply… I am your father
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It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk
19 0 ReplyI want to give the squonk a hug.
15 0 ReplyIt probably feels super gross tho
11 0 ReplyAnd if you squeeze him too hard some of his sores will rupture
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Why stop at a hug?
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Genesis wrote a song about it on their album “A Trick of the Tail”
14 0 ReplySteely Dan also mention it in “Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
8 1 ReplyBach’s Concerto for Two Violins is about this creature too
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If there isn't a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.
14 0 ReplyAww it's kind of cute
11 0 ReplyI think I took one of these home from a bar in Allentown once back in undergrad.
10 0 ReplyFinally, my spirit animal.
9 0 ReplyThere's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.
7 0 ReplyI think that's my spirit animal
5 0 ReplyLooks like a section of intestine.
4 0 Replypoor guy
me too, bud
4 0 Reply"Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine."
4 0 ReplyPoor guy just trying to live his life.
3 0 ReplyLet’s go throw pebbles at it
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