Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book
Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book
South Dakota governor includes bloody tale in campaign volume – and admits ‘a better politician … wouldn’t tell the story here’
That you choose to kill a dog because you’re unequipped to train it doesn’t mean you are smart or tough, it means you’re stupid and reactionary. Today’s GQP.
Literally trained it to hunt pheasant and then shocked pikachu face when she takes it to visit the neighbor's chickens. Blaming others for your own failures in the cruelest way possible.
Personal responsibility is only for poor and/or brown people.
The rich white folks are victims of circumstance when something bad happens. It's never, ever their fault.
She includes her story about the ill-fated Cricket, she says, to illustrate her willingness, in politics as well as in South Dakota life, to do anything “difficult, messy and ugly” if it simply needs to be done.
Holy fucking shit this is chilling. "If something is bothering you, Dear Leader, don't worry. I will murder to make that stop."
Jesus... "I am a complete failure as a pet owner, let me tell you how..."
In fiction, a character killing a puppy is short hand for irredeemable monster. Its one of few lines that when crossed, the audience will not accept their possible heel turn. It is a fundamental human trait. Even in situations where a hero kills an attack dog in self defense it’s imperative that not only is it emphasized that the hero has no choice, but the necessity of this situation negatively impact the hero, specifically to not lose the connection with the audience.
For example, The puppy getting killed in John Whick was in the story because the audience would find rooting for John as he goes on a prolific murder spree hard just because he got beat up, and has his car stolen. But after the dog died, you have literally everyone immediately primed for a 2 hour reverse horror movie.
I say this because you currently are seeing a political party using the unnecessary murder of a puppy for the sake of convenience and as a show of … “ChArAcTeR” to speak to their base.
An individual may be psychopathic which could be considered a medical condition. But for a political party? Thats mask off.
Importantly, Trump sees his political opponents as dogs:
‘Like a dog’: Trump has a long history of using canine insults to dehumanize enemies
So… about that theory of mine, that trumped picks his VPs based on best blowjob….
“…yes Mother…”
So there's hope for Stormy Daniels to run? Can't be worse that these psycho clowns.
That would be nice. That way if Trump kicks in office we'll have our first female president and she'll be perfect for the GOP. After all, it was their lord and savior, Saint Reagan, who said "Someone once said that politics is the second-oldest profession. I'm beginning to think it bears resemblance to the first." By that metric she is well suited for Republican politics.
If only Nancy was still alive…
The Throat GOAT of Hollywood!
Ew
What’s wrong with giving the dog to a shelter?! So an actual human being can raise it properly and train it? This is psychotic behavior. Even more psychotic to brag about it in a book.
But she says good politicians wouldn't admit it! That means she's one of us!
Because her mentality is that animals' lives have no value beyond the utility they bring to humans. It's a surprisingly common one.
Next up: Supreme Court declares Trump a living god. The living god demands a sacrifice.
The prophecy shall be fulfilled. Trump will shoot someone on fifth avenue and he shall not lose support.
-Corinthians 4:20
Not saying her actions are right, but I live in a rural area and people personally shooting their own dogs and other animals that are deemed a danger is pretty common. People often do it when the animals need to be euthanized for health reasons too.
I personally know lots of people who do this. I have plenty of family members who have done it.
Again, I don't think her actions were appropriate. I just want to point out how commonplace shooting ones own animals is (in some places) since a lot of people here seem totally unaware.
BS I was born in SD. The only time that I saw a dog being shot was when it was rabid. There are humane ways of doing things. And Kriste lives in a mansion, not in a rural setting.
I'm waiting for the "shook newborn causing SIDS candidate…" /s
This is the best summary I could come up with:
But in 2024 Kristi Noem, a strong contender to be named running mate to Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee, has managed to go one further – by admitting killing a dog of her own.
“Cricket was a wirehair pointer, about 14 months old,” the South Dakota governor writes in a new book, adding that the dog, a female, had an “aggressive personality” and needed to be trained to be used for hunting pheasant.
What unfolds over the next few pages shows how that effort went very wrong indeed – and, remarkably, how Cricket was not the only domestic animal Noem chose to kill one day in hunting season.
Like other aspirants to be Trump’s second vice-president who have ventured into print, Noem offers readers a mixture of autobiography, policy prescriptions and political invective aimed at Democrats and other enemies, all of it raw material for speeches on the campaign stump.
She includes her story about the ill-fated Cricket, she says, to illustrate her willingness, in politics as well as in South Dakota life, to do anything “difficult, messy and ugly” if it simply needs to be done.
Then, as the chickens’ owner wept, Noem repeatedly apologised, wrote the shocked family a check “for the price they asked, and helped them dispose of the carcasses littering the scene of the crime”.
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Killing animals is how every serial killer got started.
Wow they are really milking this “VP candidate writes about killing her dog” angle.
Commenters here sure are sheltered. In the country, it's insane to try to accommodate a dog that kills livestock.
You could try to get rid of it rather than kill it, but nobody is going to want it.
From the article:
Then, on the way home after the hunt, as Noem stopped to talk to a local family, Cricket escaped Noem’s truck and attacked the family’s chickens, “grabb[ing] one chicken at a time, crunching it to death with one bite, then dropping it to attack another”.
Cricket the untrainable dog, Noem writes, behaved like “a trained assassin”.
When Noem finally grabbed Cricket, she says, the dog “whipped around to bite me”. Then, as the chickens’ owner wept, Noem repeatedly apologised, wrote the shocked family a check “for the price they asked, and helped them dispose of the carcasses littering the scene of the crime”.
I'm not a Republican nor do I keep livestock, but I'm a biologist and death is part of life. People only seem to care when it's a pet dog or cat, but we kill animals for various reasons very regularly.
Killing a killer dog is normal and, frankly, practical.
Fuck off, idiot. At best she is a failure as an animal owner. Yet here you a apologising for her. She deserves misery and if you think treating animals under your care the way she does is acceptable then so do you.