Cyanide and Happiness @lemm.ee MrSebSin @sh.itjust.works 6 mo. ago

27 April 2024

29 comments

Whatever you do, don't look up slime girl
- Whatever you don't, do look up slime girl
  
  Well now I just couldn't resist after being told twice.
  
  Honestly, that's pretty mild and much less controversial than I expected. It's rather difficult to masturbate to, though not impossible.
  
  You don’t have to tell me twice!
- If I do, are you legally held liable or am I responsible for my actions
  
  am I responsible for my actions
  
  I dunno, probably? 🤷
- Cause Bing is for porn
- Two Slimes, One Cup.
- ok i was expecting something grosser
  
  whatever you do dont look up tubgirl
  
  it's 2024 that's just vanilla porn for a lot of the internet
Fursona? I'm going to steal this. Thanks.
- The word? Pretty sure it's been around for decades at least.
  
  Yes. The word.
  So no one's going to miss it if I take it? No? :)
Explain?
- It awakened something in them. And on them...
- The slime character is from Dragon Quest. On top of being a standard enemy, it is also used in an implicitly sexual manner in-universe known as puff-puff
  
  Thank you!
- Dragon Quest was a solid OG RPG!
WHAT'S WITH THE ERECTION
- It’s what happens to a penis when the person is aroused.
  
  not mine, pal
  
  Specifically to a male person.
The first time I heard someone complain about being a "furry," I had a huge rush of sympathy. Because I'd seen and read too much, way too much about the 'dog-boys as circus performers' despicable history.

There was also a pretty good film about this subject, starring RDJ & Nicole Kidman I think?

But then..... yeah, what does it actually turn out to be?
Um... maybe a bunch of delayed adolescents dressing as cutesy, idealised animals, insisting that they be treated as a special, downtrodden social class?

Daggit, I was really *with you*... up until you went full ridonkulous mode.
- Sir, this is a Wendy's.
  
  Oh shoot, and here I thought it was Applebees.

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