It's not a planet.
But you'd die before before weighing yourself.
Would have been a better end panel IMO.
59 1 ReplyWouldn't you die on pluto too?
36 1 ReplyIt's not a planet.
44 1 ReplyHolds up "Dwarf planets matter" protest sign
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I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.
27 0 ReplyJoke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.
16 0 ReplyMars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.
14 0 ReplyWithout a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.
7 0 ReplyI assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.
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14 0 Reply100% not a planet
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On Venus you'd probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!
13 0 ReplyDad joke science memes. I like it.
12 0 ReplyI thought you could survive on Mars for a few minutes before passing out?
10 1 ReplyNot enough to buy a weigh scale there.
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Dead or alive I'd still weigh different.
6 0 ReplyNo no, if you don't measure your weight yourself then you don't have a weight. Didn't you read it?
2 1 ReplyIf a weight falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?
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Weight is all relative anyways, Pluto is forever
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