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New Texas Law Makes It Legal To Sue Any Woman Whose Weight Fluctuates To Find Out What’s Going On There

www.theonion.com New Texas Law Makes It Legal To Sue Any Woman Whose Weight Fluctuates To Find Out What’s Going On There

AUSTIN, TX—In another major victory for the pro-life movement, Texas passed a new law Monday making it legal to sue any woman whose weight fluctuates in order to find out what is going on there. “Is she yo-yo dieting, or is she getting a clandestine abortion every other month?” said Beth Sikes, a sp...

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I'd believe this would come out of Texas if real.
- I assumed it was real at first. They've gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.
  
  100% this is some shit they'd do.
- Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they're doing now.
  
  I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.
Oof, I'm afraid this is one of those Onion articles that are going to end up being real some day. I'm bookmarking this link.
God dammit don’t give them ideas
Don’t give them any ideas.
- They're already thinking it
This is why we need data privacy protections against the government

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