A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (a follow up to NZ's facist party's school lunch rhetoric)
A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods
Chips, packet (ready salted, salt and vinegar or chicken flavour) = NOT WOKE
Chips, packet (all other flavours) = WOKE
Chocolate, Whittaker’s Miraka Kirīmi = WOKE
Chocolate, other = NOT WOKE
Comrades, I can't even. This bloody bastard wants to fight a culture war on cuisines.
The funniest thing is that he tried starting the war by punching against sushi, which even most kiwi boomers enjoy by this point.
Like trying to launch an invasive species eradication campaign by strangling a puppy.
strangling a puppy.
I believe Americans have politicians with experience in such actions. Perhaps he's taking a page out of their book.
Pasta, canned (spaghetti) = NOT WOKE
Pasta, real (spaghetti) = WOKE
Straddling a fine line in the fascist movement here. What is their opinion on rice?
I've found that for anglos all rice, including risotto is foreign shit that should be banned.
Those aren't real fascism connoisseurs. True fascists hate pasta.
Futurist cooking will be free of the old obsessions with volume and weight and will have as one of its principles the abolition of pastasciutta. Pastasciutta, however agreeable to the palate, is a passéist food because it makes people heavy, brutish, deludes them into thinking it is nutritious, makes them skeptical, slow, pessimistic.
-Filippo Tommaso Marinetti
Then Mussolini promoted rice, although probably due to supply chains instead of ideology.
I said this in the last post, but
nuke New Zealand too, no angloid fascist nation should be sparedthe fact that these weirdos have a whole category of cheese literally called "tasty cheese"
If you ever want a trip down a rabbit hole I have a bald man that can lead you.
I would argue that all cheese is tasty cheese
Peanut butter, crunchy = WOKE
Peanut butter, smooth = NOT WOKE
I've only known two people who like crunchy and they were both turbolibs
I just like cromch :(
smooth peanut butter is for smooth brains
