In my city, a cigarette is about $0.65. if you smoked one a minute, and then treated cigarettes like a 40 hour a week job, it would cost $81,120 a year to smoke, but take 87,300 minutes off of your student loan per year. I think we can all see the value here.
Something, something five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes...
Yeah, good luck getting that out of your head, theater nerd.
I don't get how people can afford to smoke. It's so expensive.
It's really not. If you smoke half a pack a day, it can be cheaper than a starbucks coffee or craft beer. I'm not advocating for it, but as a former pack a day smoker, my budget didn't really change after I stopped smoking. Honestly, it used to be more expensive, it feels like. Now everything is crazy expensive.
It's a pretty nasty habit to kick. It becomes a bit like the metaphor of the boiling frog. Certainly in that your consumption gradually increases.
Something, something five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes...
Yeah, good luck getting that out of your head, theater nerd.
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I thought it means that you live 7 minute less...
And you'll be paying student loans for the rest of your life, so...
That’s the joke
