It’s a no-brainer
37 0 ReplyI feel like a zombie wouldn't be able to consent. If they can speak intelligently, they're not a zombie, they're something else.
As for marriage, I think the contract would be automatically void, "til death do us part" and all that.
17 0 ReplyThere are examples of thinking zombies in media. Tales From the Crypt had some.
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Going to the chapel and I'm gonna get buried!
16 0 Replyi'll marry u once u come back. pls don't have your parts sagging too much,
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You mean like, how do you find one to marry, or what are best practices within a marriage to a zombie?
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Checkout the republican primaries?
11 0 ReplyNO BITING. NO SCRATCHING.
Anything else goes. 🔥❤️
8 0 ReplyFirst you gain control of time and space. Then recreate the world with zombies as a thing.
7 0 ReplyShaun of the Dead (2004)
7 0 ReplyWarm Bodies would be much more relevant to OP's question. But SOTD is a better movie.
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That's the neat part, you don't.
6 0 ReplyThere is some sort of joke about head here but I can't find it.
4 0 ReplyThere's doujinshi about that but I'm afraid I can't post it.
3 0 ReplyHi Tina
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