Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS
Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS
Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?
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Should be a 16/16
No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
Don't make this another Tarmogoyf thread
holY shit
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
This movie has some good moments
And 7 bears fucking
two trucks
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Origin of malding
Elisha casts Bears. It's super effective!
The flavor text teally sells this meme.
Another nice card for my collection
Why does it only cost 2 mana.
Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??
And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god
Still better than the guy
As a Druid, I can’t even complain