I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.
When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.
I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.
Except those containing (too much/any) salt, chocolate, onion and a bunch of other things labs are not allowed to test
PSA: That list is very long. https://www.petmd.com/dog/nutrition/what-can-dogs-not-eat
Those go to an affiliated tester next door. However, there is a cheese tax.
Reasonable.
That dog looks like they have PTSD and would bite anyone who didn't give them table scraps.
It's 2 am you open your eyes and he's 5cm from your face looking at you like that.
Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I'm used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.
Tbf this specific dog looks like he's been abusing hard drugs.
Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !
Don't most hoofed critters?
Plot twist: the dog passes the test and becomes a scientist
- What kind of dog do you have?
- A laboratory.
Testing? Nah, it’s for tasting.
this leads to a painful early death for the dog.
Minus a few things (grapes, garlic, onions, chocolate, etc) dogs share a very close diet to us, that's why we've evolved together for so long. If your dog is suffering and early death because of a few scraps you give them, you likely are too. Also, it's just a cute towel. Don't take it that seriously.
