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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world MacN'Cheezus @lemmy.today 1 wk. ago

I piss in your general direction

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This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.
- Actually, it’s a piss pot
- Fertilizer.
I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you're going to burn the shit out of their plants
- Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.
  
  This guy pisses in plants
  
  While you are joking, that would actually work.
I genuinely don't think I could talk on the phone while I piss
- Call me.
  
  surely
  
  Maybe.
- You'd be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.
  
  In the early 2000s my mother's bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.
- But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?
Undercover office Potty - SNL 🤣
Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom
https://odditymall.com/plant-urinal-prank-box
Now the flowers will growwwww
Stop giving them ideas!
- Too late

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