84 0 ReplyI tell my SO when I'm proud of my work in the bathroom (once a week or so). It's been >10 years and they haven't thrown me out, so I don't see any reason to stop. I'd hang this.
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69 0 Reply24 0 ReplyThis one is definitely my favorite so far. So ominous
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Smash out a quick one
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These made me giggle unreasonably
59 0 ReplyI made this one on a post a few days ago:
47 0 Reply"💕the smell of a fresh baked loaf💕"
42 0 ReplyFor those suffering from kidney stones
38 0 ReplyHang it in The bedroom
6 0 ReplyAlso valid for people who have IBS / IBD. Taking a shit that's not a ≥45min ordeal that makes you feel like you want to die is definitely enjoyable
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My mom had an inspirational sign in one of her bathrooms that said, "Embrace this moment, for this moment is your life." perfectly matched to her decor. She knew exactly what she was doing.
33 0 ReplyThat sort of reminds me of this:
48 0 ReplyReligions have formed around less profound statements than this
13 0 ReplyI've always been a bathroom reader so even without phones I've been reading in there for decades
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33 0 ReplyOr maybe hang this one in the kitchen
or
27 0 ReplyAh, I like the way you think!
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I couldn't find a "you're here because of coffee". So this was the next best.
25 0 ReplyThis room is for messes and memories.
The ibky rule here is always consider seconds.
15 0 ReplyFive second rule applies here
6 0 ReplyLol, should say only rule. Stupid keyboard.
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We have something like this in our kitchen, I'm thinking of moving it to the bathroom:
9 0 ReplyDamnit Martin I don't think they meant it literally
7 0 ReplyGoes viral or bacterial?
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Won't work like that, you've gotta...
hashtag LICK THE BOWL CHALLENGE
5 0 ReplyPoop knife joke.
4 0 Replyfucking spit my drink all over nice
2 0 ReplyI hope you weren't drinking from the bowl
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Life aint never gonna be that short
2 0 ReplyKick the Bucket!
2 0 ReplyI like Kyle Kinanes approach- cold six-pack on the back of the toilet, setting the playlist up to shuffle with about six ex-roommates ipod collections, and enjoy your well-earned spa-day
1 0 ReplyBut where will i put my milk and comic book?
1 0 ReplyMilk and comics are for after the spa 😁
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