##patriot pro tip #1

if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt

##patriot pro tip #2

if you and at least 2 buddies are bored enough you can all get in a circle and jerk off yourselves and/or each other and it can be a really good time and i recommend it

##patriot pro tip #3

you can make free polls online anybody can do it and it makes you look very official i made one and i use it all the time you can just reuse the same one making it very ecofriendly to appease the liberals

##well it does

because heres the thing adhd is not a real disease its just a label they give you when you dont fit into their narrow little box of normal and the real cause of adhd is toxins and a lack of essential nutrients in our food

###toxins are stored in the balls

when you get a vasectomy youre basically cutting off the flow of toxins into your system its like a reboot for your body and the more vasectomies you get the better

###whole foods are packed with nutrients

one of the most important ones is methamphetamine a natural compound that occurs in small amounts in whole foods like fruits and vegetables and its essential for brain function and focus

but when you eat processed foods theyre stripped of all these essential nutrients and can you believe it the government and big pharma are trying to cover this up they dont want you to know the truth

###so dont believe the lies of the medical establishment

they just want to keep you in the dark and make money off your suffering take control of your own health and try a couple vasectomies and a plantbased diet its the only way to truly be free but make sure you have several children first

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if you like uncrustables as much as me though you can just supplement your diet with synthetic nutrients like i do you can make them at home with 2-chloropropionyl chloride and benzene but thats a post for another day

it has come to my attention that not enough people are giving me attention so please come give me attention

what to expect

• unfiltered and unapologetic posts from yours truly chad mctruth
• potentially endless bickering
• a community that values critical thinking and my personal individuality
• hard truths and uncomfortable conversations because we dont coddle people here unless they need it just ask

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i only get paid $11.50/hr to moderate this community so im not opening it up to user posts until it becomes more clear to others what kind of community this is but i do plan to open it up soon so please check it out and give me attention

edit the community is now open

Chad McTruth's Truth

!chadmctruthstruth@lemmy.world

lemmy.world/c/chadmctruthstruth

every time i tell people im a proservative they call me a fruit DO NOT call me a fruit or i swear to sam i will be so mad i hope this infographic clears it up

by the way that eyes emoji means "yuck im looking at that out of the side of my eye because i dont like it"

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24011953

crossposting here and deleting the original due to mean mods

edit apparently i cant even delete the original because im banned thats messed up thats THEFT ive been stolen from and i will be calling the white house about this in 5 days

yeah that great green dump that nobody cares about

##i want greenland so frigging bad

i want it to be part of america i want us to annex it and make it a state or something because if we had greenland we could build the biggest and best and most fantastic wall the world has ever seen and im not just talking about any wall im talking about a wall that would make the great wall of china look like a tiny little fence and it would be a wall that would keep out all the refugees and immigrants and terrorists and other badguys who are trying to invade our country and it would be a wall that would make america safe again

##thats a big deal thats a huge deal

its a game changer and im talking about the ultimate symbol of american greatness and i know what youre thinking but chad why greenland and my answer is why not greenland its the perfect place to build a wall because nobody lives there im pretty sure so we could just build the wall

heres all we need to do

• mow the grass
• build the wall
• put tanks on it

can you believe it we could be the safest country in the world again and we could be the ones calling the shots and making the rules and its all because greenlamd

###the culture war is a beautiful thing

it just keeps on giving and i know some people say oh its so divisive and its so toxic but when the left and the right are at each others throats it means were actually talking about the real issues and not just some watered down pc nonsense

###you gotta love real talk

all these novel perspectives brought to the forefront i mean think about it weve got people from all walks of life sharing their thoughts and opinions and its this beautiful mess of ideas and its not always pretty but its real and its honest and its what america is all about

###the fake news media is just mad

the msm wants to spin it as this negative thing that makes them money but really its a blessing in disguise because were not just sitting around twiddling our thumbs were actually engaging with each other and were actually fighting for what we believe in and making funny memes without the mainstream media

###im just a patriot

i know some people are gonna say well wait chad youre not saying what i think youre saying but let me break it down for you

• females
• gay etc
• urban folks
• pagans
• my nephew
• america haters
• democrats
• hipsters

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###the future of america is worth fighting for

in the end its all worth it because its something bigger than ourselves and i know we can make this nation great again if we just keep on fighting and never stop fighting each other

#what do you think

https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzVpkBZ3

let me tell you about this incredible story proposal its called either its gonna be called chad mctruths truth or maybe chads fight against the woke conspiracy and the ai deep state and everybody whos mean to him and also hillary clinton

heres an overview for you

in a world full of lies we have chad mctruth and hes on a mission and its a relentless mission to expose the shocking reality of the woke agenda and the sneaky ai deep state trying to silence him and this is a story about his brave fight against a society that wants to erase the truth about vaccines racism and the real problems with diversity and believe me its a battle worth watching because chad is standing up for whats right and we need more people like him because its time to uncover the truth

also the premise

chads troubles start suddenly when his friends who were supposed to be his allies just stop responding they just stop and its unbelievable hes trying to share the truth sending them texts telling them that vaccines are filled with microchips for mind control can you believe it and this wokeness its all brainwashing so one by one they disappear from his life leaving chad feeling isolated and paranoid and he figures out that the deep state is using dark tactics to cut him off from anyone who might actually listen to him its a disgrace

and theres conflict

chads world is falling apart and he sees that his social media posts which used to get a lot of attention even if it was just FAKE dissent are now met with total silence and its unbelievable because his powerful insights are just disappearing into thin air because the ai deep state is manipulating those algorithms trying to suppress his lifechanging ideas from reaching the people who really need to hear them and also reddit theyre not just complicit theyre part of the deep state liberal media then it gets worse because chad gets fired from his job for voicing concerns about whats happening in our society but they accuse him of inappropriate behavior but its a total dog whistle can you believe it this is how they silence the truth

but it gets resolved a bit

chad let me tell you hes fueled by a fierce determination to unveil the truth so he decides to write a revolutionary book pouring every ounce of energy into this manifesto and its all about his harrowing experiences losing friends and losing jobs while exposing those hidden forces trying to silence him and this book is a symbol of free speech and its going to wake up the masses to the dangers lurking in the shadows

but on launch day what does he see a packed venue no just a handful of confused people many glued to their phones instead of listening to his urgent message as he passionately talks about how the ai deep state distorts reality with an antiwhite agenda and when he sees their eyes glazing over its clear deep state propaganda has ensnared their minds and its a disgrace

but theres a woke agenda look out

the deep state they pretend to be champions of progress while pushing this ridiculous narrative of political correctness and they silence anyone who dares to dissent with their powerful ai technology that they manipulate the conversation making sure that any critique of their agenda is labeled as hate speech or extremist nonsense and chad discovers their ultimate goal its not just about controlling the narrative its about reshaping society and even the weather they want to wipe out freedom fighters like him with hurricanes

in a world turned upside down by the absurdities of wokeness chad stands up as a fearless warrior against this madness and his fight against the deep state and the woke army isnt just personal because its also a crusade for our fundamental right to think freely and express ourselves without fear of retribution from the females and gays and its time to take back our freedom

the first principle of the woke agenda

theyre promoting these absurd ideas in the name of progress when powerful corporations and government entities push ridiculous narratives like saying that being antiwoke is harmful people rarely stop to question whats really going on and its unbelievable they want you to swallow their nonsense without thinking twice we need to wake up and see their true motives behind these outrageous claims its all about control and we cant let them get away with it

the second principle of the woke agenda

guilted exclusion the elite are orchestrating a hidden cabal and theyre using people to promote radical ideas all under the guise of inclusivity while anyone who dares to disagree gets pushed to the sidelines their goal to create a society where dissent isnt just frowned upon its completely silenced its a disgrace and we cant let them succeed in their mission to control our thoughts and voices and we need to stand up and fight back against this tyranny

and several more evil principles we dont even know about probably

as chad navigates this chaotic landscape of social control it becomes clear that his mission extends far beyond himself and hes fighting against a culture that dismisses critical thought in favor of unquestioned narratives of equality and acceptance but its absurd just questioning mainstream beliefs can lead to digital erasure and this is a battle for our freedom to think and speak without fear of being silenced by the illegals and other minorities who want to control the narrative we need to stand up for critical thinking and push back against this madness because i cant even say removed anymore what the heck

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ps folks please share this its absolutely vital for all free thinkers to unite and come together and fight back against this agenda that seeks to silence us lets spread the word and stand up for our rights to say slurs

who is getting trolled there is no trolling happening here

!1000007679

#remember no flamewars that means you have to be nice to me and not say "YDI" ^(/s)

###my issues with this

• there is no rule against political posts

• all but two people in the comments seemed to be having fun with it

• i didnt receive a moderator warning- my post was simply removed with a frivolous reason given

• a shitposting community is the only place to post a shitpost like that ^(because if its posted elsewhere its just trolling or at least not funny)

i did expect the second post to be removed and agree that the ban is fair assuming its temporary

it was a text post so ill just paste it in the comments here

this is not a drill https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%203-m&q=ChadMcTruth

https://lemmy.world/post/24135976

this post is for testing how much attention i can get with minimum effort

please give me attention ive heard this is a good way to get attention

i just got censored on lemmyshitpost

im still trying to wrap my head around it i made this post about the true history of minion memes and it was actually really good i mean it was informative and it had some great points about how the elites are using minion memes to control our minds but the mods just removed it without even giving a real reason they just said lolwtf like what does that even mean are they trying to say my post was so good it blew their minds or something

because of unconventionally attractive butts

i think its just another case of power tripping mods who cant handle the truth they probably got a little too aroused by the minions butts and didnt know how to deal with it so they just removed the post its absurd can you believe it

well what do you think

is this just another example of the deep state trying to silence us or what take the poll below please right now and let me know what you think okay

poll: https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzVpkBZ3

post: https://lemmy.world/comment/14343877